Maniacal Rage

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19 Nov

Eddie Izzard: Awesome (via pbyrne)

I’ll admit, I usually use awesome the way he describes Americans using it (although I’ve never described a hot dog as awesome), so I should start using it for only things that make me short of breath.

Also, I love Eddie Izzard. “Circle” (which this clip is from) is great, but “Dressed to Kill” is still my favorite.

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19 Nov
The New Xbox Experience, summed up in a single word that I possibly use too frequently—but I’m not going to stop using because it’s a great word for describing a lot of things (maybe not as many things as I use it to describe, although it’s all subjective anyway so who are you to tell me it’s not a fine word to use so much?)—in all caps to really drive home just how much the NXE really is embodied by this word and so that it’s entirely clear I really mean it: AWESOME.
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14 Nov
  • Shawn Morrison: Well, assuming you have at least one other pair of shoes, I say you forget Mr. UPS and go see if my package is there.
  • Me: Well, see, therein lies the problem. Because I knew I had shoes being delivered today, I went and burned all my other shoes.
  • Me: Stupid idea, sure, but it made sense at the time.
  • Shawn Morrison: Did it?
  • Me: Alright, fine, it didn't.
  • Me: I'm trying to secure cats to each foot to use as temporary shoes, but they're not cooperating.
  • Me: It's also surprisingly hard to balance while standing on guts.
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14 Nov

Hamster On A Piano (Eating Popcorn)

Um, WHAT. THE. FUCK? At the same time, pretty catchy, eh? Thinking about making this my ringtone. I don’t like having friends anyway, and that would probably solve that problem.

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13 Nov
dune (via SARAΗ LEE) I always yearn for the season it’s not. During the summer I kept waiting for winter. Now I want it to be warm again.

dune (via SARAΗ LEE)

I always yearn for the season it’s not. During the summer I kept waiting for winter. Now I want it to be warm again.

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13 Nov
Rose McGowan I’ll be honest, I used to hate Rose McGowan. She made a bunch of shitty movies, she dated Marilyn Manson and acted like a douche. But then she made Planet Terror, which I thought she was really, really good in, and she cleaned up and now look at her. Wow. Granted, she did break up Robert Rodriguez’s marriage by having an affair with him, but they’re engaged now so whatever. Either way, this picture is amazing (her dress is terrible, though). (I also find it interesting that the WWTDD post is titled “Calling All Nerds” because apparently liking women wearing thick-rimmed glasses is nerdy. Well, CONSIDER ME A FUCKING NERD.)

Rose McGowan

I’ll be honest, I used to hate Rose McGowan. She made a bunch of shitty movies, she dated Marilyn Manson and acted like a douche. But then she made Planet Terror, which I thought she was really, really good in, and she cleaned up and now look at her. Wow.

Granted, she did break up Robert Rodriguez’s marriage by having an affair with him, but they’re engaged now so whatever. Either way, this picture is amazing (her dress is terrible, though).

(I also find it interesting that the WWTDD post is titled “Calling All Nerds” because apparently liking women wearing thick-rimmed glasses is nerdy. Well, CONSIDER ME A FUCKING NERD.)

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12 Nov
  • Me: I just got back from solving my winter coat issue. $400 poorer.
  • Brian Fling: Oh crap. What did you get, a mink?
  • Me: Well, $300 poorer for the coat, $100 more for a few hats and some gloves.
  • Brian Fling: For some reason I'm picturing you dressed like a pimp now.
  • Me: Yeah, I got one with that fur collar.
  • Me: And rhinestones everywhere.
  • Me: On the back it says "THE MAN" in metal studs.
  • Brian Fling: Did they throw in the cane for free?
  • Me: Yeah, and also they told me which street is my territory.
  • Brian Fling: Nice.
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9 Nov
Untitled  (via tgumbel, i.anton)
Untitled  (via tgumbel, i.anton)